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Dear Nazdak,
Did
I hear the news right? Is the president of
Dear Kirk,
Yes,
I believe you are correct. The president of
Dear Nazdak,
I
was just wondering, is laughter really the best medicine, do you know of any
online pharmacies that sell it without a prescription?
- Dwight
Dear Dwight,
First
off, you shouldn’t buy medication from online pharmacies, not only because
there may not be a high level of quality control on the product but also it is
generally bad to self-medicate.
Laughter
is not actually the best medicine, according to a recent study at UKLM, its
second, behind penicillin.
P.S. There are some good acne
medications too.
Dear Nazdak,
What’s
the deal with the DMV? - Carl
Dear Carl,
I
know, what’s with that place.
Dear Nazdak,
Why
are people so stupid, the other day I saw a sign that said “decorate for
Halloween now!” but it’s Novemeber, why the hell
would you want to decorate a whole year before Halloween, see, things like
that.
-Ricky
Dear Ricky,
I
imagine that the sign is just left over from this past Halloween season.
Dear Nazdak,
If
Cat woman is part cat, does that mean her ass smell like cat shit? -Elroy
Dear Elroy,
I
hope not, ‘cause I got a date with her on Friday!
Dear Nazdak,
I
have a fat ass, and I don’t get many dates, what should I Do? –
Dear Sandy,
Don’t
worry about that. It’s not what you look like that matters, it’s what’s on the
inside that counts. Inside your ass are millions and millions of fat cells,
lose them and then you’re in business!
Dear Nazdak
I’ve
been dating an older man for about 10 months. His birthday is coming up, he’s
turning 60, and I don’t know what to get him. I’ve never dated a sexagenarian
before, what do you think? -Suzanne
Dear Suzanne,
I think that’s amazing for his age.
Nazdak,
If you're so smart, how many fingers am I . . . - Joanne
Dear Joanne,
I found your question to be in appropriate, but seven.
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