◄CONDOR►

 

 

  

NAME: Condor (he’s a fucking asshole)

 

USERNAME(s): BigC, Fuckface, Asshole, condor64.

 

HAIR: Stupid Blonde

 

EYES: Blue.

 

HEIGHT: 6 foot 4

WEIGHT: 200 pounds.

 

ABILITIES: He can like, fly.

 

HOBBIES: Ultimate Frisbee, Not inviting people to things, being an asshole, whacking off, ultimate Frisbee.

 

WEAPONS: Electro-discus, super fists, knee spikes, being mean, his ugly face, mini laser blaster.

 

 

CRIMES: This one’s personal. Nazdak and Condor were like best friends, they were like brothers, but Condor stopped hanging out with Nazdak and started hanging out with some of his new friends, criminals, all the time. Nazdak watched him from a distance for years, waiting for him to slip up and finally he did. Condor is guilty of tax fraud. There were discrepancies in the case much of the evidence that Nazdak submitted was thrown out on grounds of unlawful information gathering and tampering. Still, the majority of the evidence was accepted and Condor no lives in the cyber jail. Nazdak stands by the fact that he executed a completely constitutional investigation. Condor is currently working on a book about his experiences.

 

SENTENCE: 20 years, hard labor, no soda.

 

HISTORY: Condor was born 1962, in Noonecares, Nebraska. He used to be really cool. Supposedly he was a real good basketball player or something, in high school, he was really popular. He went to a fancy college. He met Nazdak when he moved in next door.

Condor was one of Nazdak’s first friends when he downloaded himself to the present. They used to do a lot together. Go out partying, picking up chicks and stuff. Then They had a falling out, it was Condor’s fault, and now he’s in prison... Cause he’s a fucking asshole.

 

 

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