NAZDAK NEWS
Verbal
Confrontation
Some people around town have been talking about Nazdak behind
his back. Apparently discussing how he isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. Nazdak
confronted the people. He called them “hypocrites” and said, “people who live
in glass houses, shouldn’t fucking talk about me!” That got them good.
Nazdak
Eluded
Annie Crenshaw the six gun chick, has eluded Nazdak in the wilds
of the internet. Nazdak says that he thinks he know where she might be but he
isn’t telling, so she doesn’t leave that place that he thinks she might be and
go to somewhere else that he hasn’t thought of yet.
Nazdak Has
A Lead
It has been leaked that one of Nazdak’s sources from the shady .tv sector has given Nazdak reliable information on the whereabouts of
Annie
Crenshaw. She has apparently removed all of her clothes to try to throw her
sent and died her hair red and shaved in an attempt to disguise herself. She
has been hiding in the Northeast of the internet at a summer cottage in the
vicinity of http//www.vermontrentalsforyoucheap.com.
Sexy
Villain Captured
The infamous
Annie Crenshaw was taken into custody by Nazdak at
3 pm eastern standard time. There was a violent gun battle and Nazdak won.
Nazdak approached her. He looked down at Annie as she lay, vulnerable on the
ground. Her plump, firm breasts rose and fell with each step as Nazdak came
towards her. A bead of sweat had formed
on her upper lip and she had a small cut above her right eye. Nazdak
kneeled down to her, she parted her lips slightly. Annie said, “this isn’t the
end.” Nazdak replied, “I know Annie, I
know.” His massive arms came down around her and he embraced her. Annie
struggled but she couldn’t escape his powerful arms. Nazdak kissed her softly
on the lips. She fell limp as he kissed her and moaned quietly. Nazdak put his
hand in her vagina and said, “May I?” Annie looked up at him with her sexy vixen
eyes with hate and lust, “who’s stopping you?” Nazdak spread her legs and made
love to her right there on the internet bathroom floor. Afterwards Nazdak
brought her to
cyber-prison and locked the door.
Assassination
Attempt
Some one tried to shoot Nazdak yesterday when he was in the
shower. They were using a precision riffle and fired from a really long
distance. Nazdak says that he might have an idea of who the marksman might be.
The bullet landed right on his head!
Award
Nazdak wins congressional medal of honor. The ceremony is set to
be held at the capitol building, at
Stomach
Ache
Nazdak ate some bad cyber-shrimp and became ill. Doctors say he
should recover in time for the ceremony.
Award
Ceremony
The congressional medal of honor ceremony goes off without a
hitch. People from all over came to congratulate Nazdak on his achievement. He
even met the President.
Nazdak
Introduces New Girlfriend.
At
Nazdak
Disappeared.
Nazdak has been out of the public eye for an extended period.
Maybe he finally took a vacation!
Nazdak
Returns.
Nazdak has returned from wherever he was, perhaps Bermuda. He is
tanned and happy. Betty has returned too. Analysts believe that it perhaps
means that Nazdak has defeated
Condor once and for all. Nazdak refused to
comment on any such ideas but he said he isn’t worried about
Condor too much
right now.
A Ring?
Nazdak was sited at an internet jewelry vendor, apparently
browsing the ring selection. Is he looking for an engagement ring for Ms. Betty
Anderson? When asked if someone at the store could help him find anything,
Nazdak replied, “No thanks, I’m just looking.”
Contract
Nazdak has secured a contract with a major internet service
provider to head up security in their web based applications. Nazdak’s first
action as security advisor was to keep the ISP nameless, for security reasons.
Tabloids
The tabloids say that they have confirmed Nazdak’s plans to wed
Betty Anderson. Nazdak still denies the fact but everyone believes him to be lying.
Betty says she would love to be married to Nazdak but is also unsure of
Nazdak’s plans.
Tragedy
Strikes
There was a terrible accident on the internet super highway.
Nazdak couldn’t make it in time. Many systems sustained injuries and 11 others
were killed. Nazdak is reportedly incredibly upset about the incident. He feels
that he has been slacking off too much, partying with hot girls until the early
hours. He vows to not let something like that happen again.
Love Affair
Over
Nazdak has ended his three month relation ship with Betty
Anderson, the internet model. He said that they just didn’t have anything in
common. The breakup was amicable and they hope to remain friends. Betty was
upset. She said she’ll have a hard time trying to fill the hole that Nazdak
left in her.
Party
Hearty
Nazdak was invited to a party at the playboy mansion. He had a
really cool time. He met lots of famous people and a lot of hot chicks. They
even gave him their phone numbers.
Picnic
Cancelled.
Nazdak Inc. company picnic cancelled due to weather. It’ hard
during our busy season to find any extra time for these events, we have always maintained
that the picnic was not to be taken for granted and that it would only be held
if conditions were right and assuming all contracts had been executed. The
finances set aside for the picnic will be moved in their entirety to the
Christmas party fund. The cancellation is due to weather and nothing else. Have
a nice day.