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Nazdak Sues
Pornographer.
An internet pornography site has displayed images of Nazdak nude
and engaging in lewd sexual behavior. The pictures were fabricated using out of
date photo editing software but were handily crafted. Nazdak sued for no
monetary sum, only a formal apology and that the images be removed from the
internet. Unfortunately, the website had a leak and miscoded java and the
images were easily taken from the website without subscription or membership.
Now it is estimated that 10,000 - 20,000 networks have the images in their
databases. The images are very popular and will probably continue to be
circulated. Everybody wants to see Naz’s Dak.
Tabloids
Again
An internet tabloid based in Brittan say that Nazdak has been
using penis enhancing herbal supplements. They say that they have seen purchase
records that lead back to Nazdak. Furthermore, the tabloid says that Nazdak has
gained between 2-3 inches of length, and a 1 ˝ inches of girth. Nazdak refused
to make a statement.
Women
Nazdak has recently been seen at parties and premiers with two
different women, Roberta Shawl, the dazzling Oscar nominated actress, and
Elizabeth Pripp, comely industrialist heir. Is Nazdak dating both women at the
same time? Does he go out with one on Friday and the other on Saturday, or do
they do a week on and a week off. Or does he date them at the same time. Nazdak has been seen grinning as of late.
Doctors
Visit
Nazdak has been seen at a web doctor’s office and seemed to be
ill. His publicist says that he is fine; he just ate some bad cookies and will
be back on his feet in no time. Due to medical record posting though, sources
have discovered that his ex-girlfriend, Betty Anderson, has been diagnosed with
the cyber-clapp.
Press
Conference
Nazdak held a press conference today to dispel rumors that he
has contracted cyber-clapp. He denies the allegations and says that his virtual
penis is in excellent condition, furthermore, he made a statement defying the
internet medical site that posted Ms. Anderson’s medical records, embarrassing
her in the public eye. He really is quite a gentleman!
Nazdak
Declines Photo Spread
A well known tobacco company has been pressuring Nazdak to
sponsor their products in a new campaign focused on getting children back into
smoking. They feel that Nazdak’s thoughtful nature would have an incredible
influence on the demographic and would most likely increase sales of tobacco to
children by almost 15 percent. They offered Nazdak an extremely large amount of
money. Nazdak deliberated for a very long time about the situation, on the one
hand children shouldn’t smoke, but on the other hand, “that’s a whole lot of
money” said Nazdak. He figured that maybe he could use that money to set up a
foundation that focuses on helping children stop smoking. He did some NuMath™ and came up with a figure of his own. With the millions of
dollars he would receive his new anti-children-smoking foundation could
ultimately help 17 percent of smoking children quit every year. Nazdak, being a
logical person, realized that the net impact on smoking children would be a
decrease of almost 2 percent; he made up his mind then and there. He decided to
go ahead and do the advertisement.
The next day, he was driving to the studio to take some test
shots when he passed by a group of kids. He stopped for a second and said
hello. They were all very excited. “Wow, Nazdak, is it really you?!” said the
children. “Yes, it is,” said Nazdak. The kids were so excited to meet Nazdak
that one of them even pulled out some cigarettes to celebrate. The kid was
about to light up when Nazdak said, “Son, you have long life ahead of you,
don’t blow it on cigarettes.” The kid nodded agreeing and threw the cigarettes
down on the ground.
Nazdak knew what he had to do; he called the tobacco company and
declined their offer.
Nazdak Gives
a Little Back
Nazdak recently took part in a cyber-sex awareness campaign in
Nazdak Looses 10 Pounds
Nazdak has reportedly lost 10 pounds in the last two weeks, he’s
trying to lose weight for the prom, (no, that must be a typo; it is probably
supposed to be the cyber-prom.)
Nazdak
Enters Everquest
On
Dark Circle to go to Hungary
Dark Circle has left the virtual world to make a pilgrimage to his home land, the land of his people, Hungary. In a statement he released to press, Circle said, "Stop following me, anyway, I just felt like going home for a while. It's about time, I miss the air up there and the prostitutes that raised me. It's just time." Circle refused to comment on when he might return but made clear that if Nazdak needed him, he would fly back to the Cyber Mansion as soon as he could.
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